Clapham Junction (2007)

Mr. Man has clapped his junk into some hot man's ham so many times that it was only natural he'd love the movie Clapham Junction (2007). No, it's not a dirty movie about clapping cheeks, it's a British made for TV movie that takes place over the course of 36 hours in the Clapham section of London. Five stories are told in the movie, all of which take place during a heatwave in the area. Will (Richard Lintern) and Gavin (Stuart Bunce) are having a Civil Partnership ceremony (remember those, fellow ancient gays?), but Will keeps creeping on the hot young waiter Alfie (David Leon) which doesn't bode well for the couple's future. How hot is Alfie? Hot enough that when he tries to get a drink to unwind after almost ruining that relationship, Terry (Paul Nicholls) is slobbering all over him. Meanwhile, Robin (Rupert Graves) is a recently rejected screenwriter who heads to the nearest cruising spot (remember those, fellow ancient gays?) which ends up being a public restroom where he runs into the closeted, Conservative politician Julian (James Wilby), only to end up at an awkward dinner party with him soon after. Also at the dinner is the teen Bro-lita Tim (Luke Treadaway) and the neighbor (Joseph Mawle) trying to avoid that hot piece of jailbait. Throw in some violence and a few references to HIV, and this one has some wild swings between funny stuff and brutal darkness. If you're looking to avoid the Clap and have a good fap, take a peek at the part of the movie wherePaul Nicholls shows off his swaying banana before he tucks it into the hammock. That'll have you spanking the monkey! Looking for more sexual function in Clapham Junction? Joseph Mawle also shows his PB&J (PubeButt&Johnson) combo in a great sex scene with the buns baring Luke Treadaway. Throw in James Wilby showing his cock to a dude at a urinal while cruising, and the old gays will really be longing for the good old days. Two one handed claps for Clapham Junction!