Denis Ménochet Nude

Director Quentin Tarantino has dubbed Denis Ménochet "The French Robert Mitchum," and like Mitchum, Denis exudes an air of cool detachment that belies the blazing passion that burns just beneath his handsome exterior. Denis was a struggling actor who played mostly supporting roles in stuff like The Moustache (2005), Hannibal Rising (2007) and the TV movie Coco Chanel (2008) when Tarantino cast him as the French farmer hiding Jews under his floorboards, Perrier LaPadite in Inglourious Basterds (2009). Although his screen time was relatively brief, his work opposite Christoph Waltz during the film's opening interrogation scene garnered him tons of critical praise. Denis made such a big impression that he started scoring leading roles. You may remember him as Adhemar in the Russell Crowe led Robin Hood (2010), but you'll never forget seeing his hooded (the dude's French, remember?) hog in Skylab (2011). Its a family reunion flick where Denis flashes penis creepily standing next to a couple as they sleep. It's a bit weird, but at least Skylab let us look at that between the thigh slab! But Denis' pen-ultimate achievement (according to Mr. Man, anyway) was his shower scene in François Ozon's In the House (2012), where he whipped out his fleshy Eiffel Tower in the shower with three other dudes. Turns out Denis is anything but LaPetite! Denis hasn't flashed since, but he has been steadily acting. He was the mysterious Martin Bastiere in Spotless, Belgian bicycle racer Johan Bruyneel in The Program (2015), Chief Security Officer McGowan in Assassin's Creed (2016), and a prison guard in Wes Anderson's The French Dispatch (2021). Hopefully Denis dispatches of his pants and gives us another look at that Menochet manhood!