James Spader Nude

While he's had us flicking the bean for decades, James Spader grew up in Beantown, where he was high school buds with John Kennedy Jr. before heading to NYC to pursue an acting career. After a bit role in the football comedy Team-Mates (1978) James’ first major movie role came when he was cast as the brother of Brooke Shields' character in the 1981 teen drama Endless Love. We loved first starring role four years later, when James joined his good buddy and fellow hunk Robert Downey, Jr in Tuff Turf (1985). The same year, he showed us his stuff, stuffed in some blue skivvies while being robbed in The New Kids (1985). They weren't on the block, but we almost got to see his cock! But James’s defining role was that of sexy, sarcastic, and snobby Steff, the villain in the 1986 Molly Ringwald flick Pretty in Pink. The next year, he played a sleazy drug dealer named Rip in the classic druggy drama Less Than Zero (1987) and a sleazy trader in Oliver Stone’s high finance drama Wall Street (1987). After having a shirtless smoke in Jack's Back (1988), in 1989 he played the sexual voyeur Graham Dalton in Sex, Lies, and Videotape. How about two out of three, James? Unconventional sexual roles must be right up his alley, because James played a cougar hunter banging Susan Sarandon in the steamy drama White Palace (1990), which included a nice look at his white ass we'd like to come home to, before watching porn with Rob Lowe in Bad Influence (1990). James was an AC/DC stud sexually obsessed with car crashes who bangs Holly Hunter, Deborah Kara Unger, and Elias Koteas in the 1996 arthouse flick Crash. That flick is filthy trash, but we love seeing James go yum yum on a lady's bumbum, banging a beautiful blonde, and making out with Elias Koteas. Spader made us splatter when he showed his ass again in Supernova (2001), and while railing a woman on a pool table in Speaking of Sex (2001), but hasn't flashed much lately. Maybe Alan Shore from Boston Legal and The Practice is out of practice. We guess he didn't get the chance in flicks like Lincoln (2012), voicing Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), or while playing Robert California on The Office or Red Redington on The Blacklist. The list of times we've seen his buns is long, but James Spader needs to show us that Jimmy sooner or later!