Jack Reacher (2012)

Tom Cruise may be a munchkin, but this 5'7" superstar has a habit of playing larger than life characters. Case in point: the hyper-intelligent, hyper-masculine title character in the spy adventure Jack Reacher (2012). Yes, before the mammoth hunk of man meat Alan Ritchson had the world convinced Reacher was a mass monster, Tom brought the character Lee Child first crafted in his adventure novels to the big screen. Directed by longtime Mission Impossible director Christopher McQuarrie, the movie kicks off with James Barr (Joseph Sikora) sniping a bunch of Pittsburgh people in a mass shooting. Tracked down by the cops, when they ask why he committed the heinous crime he responds only "Get Jack Reacher." Enter former Army Cop investigator Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise). When Jack realizes that a sniper of James' quality would never make the basic, sloppy mistakes the shooter did, and that the supposedly random shooting appears to have been far more targeted than the cops realize, he sets out to find the real killer. All sorts of ass kickings ensue, as Reacher uncovers a plot that goes much deeper than anyone could have imagined. Reacher doesn't give us much to jack it to, but there are two shirtless scenes where Tom shows his tummy is still tight. Fifty years old when the film came out, Tom takes his shirt off while changing clothes, so the camera can show all his battle scars. Need some sexual healing? Then, he takes his top off again when some blonde babe is ogling his chest. More like Jacked Reacher! Tom Cruise' perfect pecs will have you begging to give him a Jack Reacher-ound!