Paradise: Love (2012)

An Austrian housewife looks for love but finds only dudes trying to get at her dollars in Paradise: Love (2012). The first film in director Ulrich Seidl's infamous Paradise trilogy follows Teresa (Margarette Tiesel): a lonely, overweight fifty-something year old who travels to Kenya in search of companionship from one of the many strapping African lads who stroll the beach selling their sexual services. Eventually she finds Munga (Peter Kazungu), a thin dude with a hu-Mungas hog and the kind of stamina that'll make you understand why so many marathon champions come from Kenya. He's got some sob story about why him and his sister need money, so soon enough he's milking her for cash as much as he's playing with her big white milkers. Of course, his sister ends up being his wife and Teresa is devastated. Does she learn her lesson? Nope. Soon enough she's in bed with another Kenyan, until she finds out he wants a sugar mama, too. She even hires a stripper who wants a tip, not to play just the tip. A sort of nightmarish spin on How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1998) this is a sad movie about a woman who just wants to be wanted. Sure, she could probably find some geezer back home in Austria but we can't blame her for wanting some of these Kenyans instead. Kenya bend us over and show us a good time? Josphat Hamisi will send you back to Paradise when he strips naked for a gaggle of older European women. He's black and thin. They're curvy and white. But you'll be thinking about watching them spank him and hold a contest to see which one can get him hard, all night! Gabriel Mwarua only goes down to shirtlessness while he's grabbing Teresa's rack, but Peter Kazungu goes all the way. We see every bit of him as the boy on the beach that uses his dick to trick older women into giving him their fortunes. He falls asleep after a hard day's work, and Teresa starts taking pictures of his dick. We were fapping while he was napping. Sign Mr. Man up for a session with Munga! Paradise: Love will have you flying first class in search of fine black ass in Kenya!