Well it's the Big Show! You can get a pretty good idea of who Paul Wight is from the nickname "Big Nasty Bastard" alone. This 7'0, 425 pound behemoth is a seven-time WWE and WCW World Champion who wrestled as both "The Big Show" and "The Giant" over the course of a nearly thirty years career in the squared circle. After struggling with giantism as a kid due to a disease called acromegaly, he underwent surgery and eventually went on to play college basketball at Wichita State University. Not good enough for the NBA, he became a bouncer and eventually met Danny Bonaduce, who introduced Paul to Hulk Hogan and soon enough Paul was a professional wrestler. While dominating the world of sports entertainment, Wight went on to make a name for himself in Hollywood. You may remember him as the Bobby Boucher mocking pro wrassler Captain Insano in The Waterboy (1998), or as the homosexual assassin Macgruber won't let join the team, Brick Hughes in MacGruber (2010). On the small screen, the fine piece of body mass was was Donald Green on Royal Pains, and Big Ed Dixon on Psych, but it was in the Dean Cain starring detective infiltrates a prison drama Vendetta (2015) that we got to see him show off his acting prowess, but thankfully there's also plenty of opportunity to watch Wight walk around shirtless with his big, beautiful body on full display as he works out in a prison. We'd love to be his Paul Wighty tighties! Paul played another prisoner on an episode of SyFy's zany grizzled detective and imaginary unicorn cop comedy HAPPY. In one episode, we got to watch Paul take a dump on a steel toilet while in the joint. It was a weird wank. We're not happy about it. Paul had his own reality show called The Big Show Show, and has recently been voicing Palindrome on Fast & Furious Spy Racer. Unfortunately, he's never given us the full show. He wears a size 18, after all, so we bet if he took his singlet off it would be an absolute white out! Paul Wight, please show us that big thing!
