Real Rob (2015-2017)

Real Rob (2015- ) is the story of Rob Schneider's life in Hollywood—sort of. It stars his actual wife, Patricia Azarcoya, as his actual wife, and portrays his legitimate struggles as a parent, a husband, and a famous person, but it's not a reality show. Instead, it's a scripted comedy series directed and funded by Schneider and written by Schneider and Azarcoya together. The first season has several famous guest stars, including George Lopez and David Spade, though we have yet to catch a glimpse of Adam Sandler. Sigh. At least there's plenty of muscle to look at, with shirtless scenes from Jamie Lissow and Monty Franklin stripping together, plus Jason Stuart and Rob shirtless in a sauna. That's not all, either—we also get bulge from both Orion Solarion and Andrei Aldochine while they wear super tight shorts. If only we could get a little man meat!