Scavenger Killers (2013)

You could say writers Ken Del Vecchio and Rachael Robbins scavenged the story of bank robbers Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow to whip up the script for Scavenger Killers (2013). Not to be confused with the zany comedy Scavenger Hunt (1979), this crime flick follows FBI agents Guthro (Eric Roberts), Dewayne (Dustin Diamond), Marinelli (Frank Giglio), Templeton (Kim Allen), and Truman (Ken Del Vecchio). They’re all trying to hunt down handsome Judge Taylor Limone (Robert Bogue) and criminal defense attorney Clara Lovering (Rachael Robbins) since the two are suspected of being maniacal muderers. Of course, this is easier said than done since the agents include a mute with wooden legs and a Tourette’s Syndrome introvert who claims to be psychic! Maybe they’ll get some assistance from Dr. Montgomery (Robert Loggia), Dr. Hayday (Dylan Bank), Officer McCloud (William Tierney), Officer Rice (Ali Ali), Lieutenant Granderson (Kirk Ponton), or Dylan Frier (Charles Durning in his final film role). While it’s a fact that Danni (Dre Davis), Sandi (Jade Lane), Tammi (Jamie White) and Sarah Ann Gore (Suzi Lorraine) die at the hands of Clara. It’s also true that Mr. Bogue is drop dead gorgeous. Luckily for us, he appears topless! As such, we can ogle Robert’s muscular back and awesome abs when he bangs his leading lady. As a bone-us, Bobbie also exposes his bouncy buns! No wonder the Guiding Light (1999-2009) star played basketball in college. Needless to say, Mr. Man would love to play shirts and skins with the 6’1” stud. Score!