Under the Skin (2013)

Under the Skin (2013) is a sci-fi flick that follows an unnamed woman (Scarlett Johansson) who is actually an alien that travels the Scottish countryside looking for hitchhikers and various other unattached men that she can trick into thinking she wants to have sex with them. Of course, since this isn't one of those softcore sci-fi pornos, this horny pied piper of pecker isn't actually looking to show them a good time. Nobody has the hots for Scots. Instead, she brings the boys back to a remote house and traps them in some sort of black goo to harvest them for unknown purposes. Following an encounter with a deformed man, however, she begins to question her mission and starts to explore what it means to be human. Yes, this is one of those movies where there's definitely some kind of message, we're supposed to get out of it, but we can't quite figure out what that is. Instead, we'll just forget the message and opt for a little self-massage because this one is chock full of cock! Mr. Man loves Scarlett’s mission, because it provides a lot of cock and balls and butt from all the lost souls who think they're gonna spew some goo inside the bombshell, only to end up dying in some black alien goo. Adam Pearson is the dude with all the deformities, and while his face isn't so great thanks to all the tumors, at least he's packing! Put a bag over it and bend over! Joe Szula is a club goer who takes off a teal Speedo to unveil a full-on stiffy, while Michael Moreland doesn't go full frontal but we do see his ass as he's thrusting into Scarlett. Looks like he avoided the black goo and actually got the goods! But in the film's best scene, we get cock and balls from both the thin Paul Brannigan and the muscular Marius Brincu while they're both about to be harvested. Under the Skin is all about showing us what's under these horny homeboy's pants!