A Bigger Splash (2015)

Golden-hued skin, saturated colors, stunning vistas, and an enviable moneyed lifestyle define the gorgeous erotic thriller, A Bigger Splash (2015). A sort of remake of the 1969 film La Piscine, the film is set against the backdrop of the idyllic Italian island of Pantelleria. But don't worry, the pants come off eventually! Marianne Lane (Tilda Swinton) is a rocker on hiatus due to throat surgery who has become temporarily mute. While recovering with her younger, filmmaker boyfriend Paul De Smedt (Matthias Schoenaerts), she’s unexpectedly joined by her ex-lover and manager, Harry Hawkes (Ralph Fiennes). It's a Sarah Marshall situation! As if this doesn’t complicate the island getaway enough, Harry’s young and flirtatious supposed daughter Penelope Lanier (Dakota Johnson) joins in on the fun. The four languidly relax for days around the same villa, before some partner-swapping starts to complicate the situation. When one of our vacationers wind up drowned in the pool, all sorts of fingers get pointed. And when it ends up that Penelope secretly speaks perfect Italian, all sorts of secrets get revealed. Said to have been written with the help of a few members of The Rolling Stones, Luca Guadagnino's erotic thriller delivers with the dudity in a big way, giving us multiple, clear frontal shots of both Ralph Fiennes and Matthias Schoenaerts. Ralph unleashes his rod when he's skinnydipping in the pool, as well as when he runs around the complex totally nude! We won't say which of our leading men are bigger, but Ralph's dick hits the water well before any other body part does! Meanwhile, Matthias’ character Paul is shirtless for a solid portion of Splash, and even starts out by flashing buns while sunning. On top of constantly having sex with Tilda Swinton, the fair-haired hunk really makes a splash in our pants, however, when he gives up dong towards the end of the flick! Tilda is lying in bed when Matthias walks by, and if you slow the video down a bit you can see his love gun. With those two cock shots, you'd have thought this one would've made A Bigger Splash (2015).